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How do you stop a dinosaur charging
Take away his credit card
Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex go to the doctor
He had a Dino-Sore
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot
A Walkie-Talkie
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clock?
a centipede with a wooden leg.
What's worse than an alligator with toothache
A centipede with athlete's foot
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies
Why did the turkey cross the road?
it was the chicken day off..
Where do frogs keep their money
In Riverbanks.
Why do mice need oiling.
They squeak.
What's a frog's favourite drink.
Croak-a-Cola
How do you stop moles digging up the garden?
Hide their shovels.
Why was Cinderella knocked out of the football team?
She kept runnng away from the ball.
What did one earwig say to the other earwig as they ell out of the tree
Earwig go, Earwig go, Earwig go.
Why dont Grasshoppers go to football games?
They prefer Cricket matches.
