Tuesday, 6 March 2012

A Big Book of Laugh - from Jeven Wapshott Year 7

What do you get if you cross a karate exper with a tree.
Spruce Lee

What do you get if you lock two bikes together
Siamese Schwinns

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back
A Stick

What do pigs do when the play basketball
they Hog The Ball

Whta's black and white and sticky all over?
A Referee who fell in the sugar bowl

What do you call a crate a ducks.
A Box of Quackers.

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost
Bamboo

What kind of music is played n the jungle.
Snake, Rattle and Roll.

What is big and gray and good at maths.
An Elephant with a calculator.