What do you get if you cross a karate exper with a tree.
Spruce Lee
What do you get if you lock two bikes together
Siamese Schwinns
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back
A Stick
What do pigs do when the play basketball
they Hog The Ball
Whta's black and white and sticky all over?
A Referee who fell in the sugar bowl
What do you call a crate a ducks.
A Box of Quackers.
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost
Bamboo
What kind of music is played n the jungle.
Snake, Rattle and Roll.
What is big and gray and good at maths.
An Elephant with a calculator.